Ground control to Major Tom, Tuhr Beauxxx has landed. Raised in Cochrane, Alberta but born on a different planet, Tuhr Beauxxx has an axe (or two) to grind with you. He changes guitars more
frequently than his undies, and his face melting solos
of 80’s classics including My Sharona, Turnin’ Japanese, and Tainted Love will truly rock your galaxy.
Zebra, Guitar / Vocals
Welcome to the jungle, you animals! Named in honor of the spandex that has made him an 80’s cover band legend (at least in his own mind), Zebra pays tribute to his animal ancestry with outrageous renditions of Tommy Tutone, Devo, Cheap
Trick, and the
J. Geils Band.
Dirty Ginö, Bass Guitar / Vocals
Got a problem with your life? Call Dirty Ginö. Professional lifecoach by day, bass guitar god by night, Dirty Ginö will cure all that ails you with his soothing renditions of the best 80’s music you grew up with including Billy Idol, the
Cure, the Clash
and other timeless classics. Policeman’s cap and mesh shirt sold separately.
Flash Gyprock, Keytarist
SNB’s musical renaissance man, Flash plays both keys and guitar, and sings Bowie like the Thin White Duke himself. A musical prodigy as a child, Flash’s stock keeps rising in midlife. He was recently listed at #28 on Keytar Magazine’s Top
of all time, not far behind Herbie Hancock and Thomas Dolby but slightly ahead of Weird Al Yankowic and Jan Hammer. A mysterious presence behind his dark shades and king-size afro, Flash tells us he’s huge in Sweden, but leaves no clues as
John Bone-r-ham, Drums
John is the face of resilience, having survived multiple bouts of spontaneous combustion over his illustrious drumming career. Raised by TV with no cable stations, John’s rich musical influences include The Way-Outs, Leather Tuscadero, Danny Partridge, Scum of the Earth, The Mosquitos, and Joannie (but not Chachi). Massager by day, drummer by night, John pummels his drum kit into submission every gig, but rest assured fans…no sticks will be harmed during his performance!
Freddie Stardust, Vocals/Guitar
Time for your annual rock ‘n roll checkup! Doctor by day, frontman by night, Freddie’s thunderous vocals and tight harmonies will knock you off your barstool with amazing tributes to Gn’R, Journey, Queen, ACDC, and much, much more.
Originally from Mars,
Freddie left his spider family to start a new life on earth. Today, he helps save both lives and musical souls. Book your appointment today!
Nikki Nixx, Vocals
The newest addition to the SNB family, Nikki rocks the house with spectacular vocal renditions of timeless 80’s classics from Blondie, Pat Benatar, Katrina and the Waves, The Pretenders and more!
Crème Brülée, Vocals
Listen to Crème’s vocals and it’ll set you free. Born in Glasgow, Scotland, Madame Brülée brings her 80’s punk/alternative stylings to the SNB mix with a heavy dose of Blondie, The Ramones, The Runaways and Joan Jett. A magnetic presence
on any stage,
Crème stands 5’8”without platforms (6’0”+ with), and has a pair of short shorts for almost any occasion. The classy Madame Brülee is a seasoned world-traveller who is fluent in U.S. politics and may potentially run for President someday.
former Teen Beat Magazine crushes include Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy, Willie Ames, and Gopher from the Love Boat.
Doogie Hoser M.D., Drums
If 80’s rock is your disease, then Dr. Hoser has the prescription. His steady drum beat will keep you and your spouse, date, and/or mistress on the dance floor all night long. In addition to his doctorate degree, Doogie also holds a
Masters degree (magna
cum laude) in Partying Hard from the University of Cheap Thrills (1987). The only thing missing from Doogie’s mind-blowing percussion repertoire is more cowbell.
Don't You Forget About Me
J. Geils Band
Just What I Needed
I Love Rock 'n Roll
Flock of Seagulls
Fox on the Run
Good Girls Don't
Take it on the Run
Just Like Heaven
Running Down A Dream
Gone Daddy Gone
Message in a Bottle
Kids in America
One Way or Another
Fight For Your Right
I Want You to Want Me
Hungry Like the Wolf
Nice Legs Shame About the Face
Blister in the Sun
Sweet Child O' Mine
Guns 'n Roses
Don't Stop Believin
Let's Go Crazy
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